i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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