it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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