I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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