Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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