A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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