Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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