There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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