did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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