If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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