walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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