Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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