I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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