he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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