okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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