No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm drive I can fine osifer
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
