he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
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Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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