I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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