so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
