Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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