alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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