Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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