Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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