I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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