WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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