yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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