ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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