The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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