remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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