Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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