Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
This toilet bowl is my home.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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