Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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