guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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