Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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