One girl and one boy is just not enough.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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