i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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