We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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