She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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