I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Help me help you realize you are a moron
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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