Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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