dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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