I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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