so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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