And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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