After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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