Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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