do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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