some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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