yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Dick very happy bro
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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