scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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