A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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