why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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