come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
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