You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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