I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
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You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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