also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
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Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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