I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
