Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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