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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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