Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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