But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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