found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
