I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Drunk is not a location!
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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