Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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